Thursday, October 7, 2010

In Just 100 Words

Way To Go Kid

Mommy always said, “Pick your toys up off the floor before someone trips and falls.” But who could’ve guessed that it would’ve been a burglar? It’s an odd sense of justice, but you should’ve done as mommy said; because it’s your fault mommy has to pay the burglar’s hospital bill and reparations for their time off work. Not too mention a small, undisclosed sum, for post-traumatic stress as the burglar now proclaims they can no longer visit any toy stores, for the sake of their children, due to some sense of paranoia and fear. So, do as mommy says.

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